CHRON TURBINE shall take the stage at The Knitting Factory tonight opening for punk rock legend Jello Biafra. The combination of these two megalithic bands will culminate into nothing but a good time for all.
In case you’re wondering why you should stop by, let me tell you what’s up: First of all, in the three years of their existence, Chron Turbine has managed to rock countless crowds alongside such greats as Les Savy Fav, Scream, Violent Bullshit and Pissed Jeans.
Secondly, the bassist is my pal/roommate, Zach and he’s pretty rad. Their absurd version of 90’s rock n roll takes you back to a place of teenage stupidity and sexual frustration. These guys spent way too much time listening to Prince and Venom growing up. I’ve been promised that faces will be melted and eardrums will be sexed. And ladies, although the guitarist and drummer are spoken for, the bass player is as single as his legs are long.
The party starts around 9pm.