I was thinking a fascinator might could work because even if it’s not totally appropriate, this weekend is also Preakness, so you could just say that’s why the crazy hat. But then I was thinking that something white and gauzy might be more fitting. And then I decided that Jesus might think it was a bit trite and pandering, and deduct points accordingly. I also entertained the idea of a dope leather motorcycle jacket, but then I realized that might be too Gaga.
Anyway, point is, I have no idea what I’m going to wear. I’m actually going to be at a bachelor party, too, so I’m thinking that might Strike 1. So obviously, I need all the help I can get. Suggestions?
Oh, and PS: Does anyone else feel like The End of Days may have something to do with Oprah canceling her show?