Look past the fact that I look like a total douchenozzle in this photo. I mean, seriously, what the shit was I thinking? Liz says I look like an International Male model, but I’m not wearing a lace-up jockstrap, so I have to respectfully disagree. I do, however, look pretty ridiculous. On that we can agree. I mean, not sartorialistically—double word score, though I don’t think that’s actually a word—cuz my outfit’s dead on. Victor Osborne’s Capote hat, Nicholas K’s shirt-cardi combo, DLC Brooklyn’s pocket chain and Johnnie Varvatos’s Chuckin Slim gray jean.
Good outfit. Lame photo. Story of my life.