This text spans two days… due to the butt AT&T service in my apartment.
October X, 2010 @10:15 pm
Lo: abt to go to the party (partially to see who’s Internet I can jack) any parting words for dealing with the dude?
October X+1, 2010 @10:06 am
Ry: Haha. Just now got this. How’d it go?
Lo: Well between this new “ambivalence” thing im trying and my woodsmen-friendly ensemble yesterday, I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m a lesbian. My only hope is that his Canadian ass had a Mountie babysitter that he had a crush on