..or more accurately: Hello, friends and family. I mean, let’s be honest–we’ve been online for two short seconds, so if you’re reading this you’re probably related to Sarah or Ryan…or you drink with Sarah or Ryan, heh. Anyway, point is, we’z got a blog now, woot woot. And, like, a website and a facebook page. We’re kind of legit. In fact, come to think of it, we probably can’t be seen talking to most of you in public anymore, so please forgive us in advance for our snobbery. We liked you when we weren’t famous and well-dressed (although, to be fair, we were always well-dressed), but times, they are a-changing. Kidding. Mostly.
Moving right along…Life:Curated is a lifestyle store opening in Williamsburg, Brooklyn on Labor Day weekend.** We’ll be peddling mens and womens fashion and accessories, as well as homegoods and furniture. Think of it like Urban Outfitters…but, like, if Urban Outiftters was a little higher-end and not, like, you know, lame.
Visit our website at http://www.life-curated.com or our facebook page at http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Brooklyn-NY/LifeCurated/121364537909510?ref=ts&__a=7&ajaxpipe=1 Look for the official press release and all that jazz in the super-near future. Until then, hit us up on our email at firstname.lastname@example.org
**As of now, we’ll be open to the public on Friday, September 3rd. Our opening party is all set for Thursday, September 2nd, but is invite only. Cuz again, we’re kind of a big deal. This is all, of course, assuming that we don’t kill our construction crew and bury them in the concrete that they laid so poorly we had to tear up and redo. Just saying.